I wrote that “sexy” Popeye, as a concept, is deeply disturbing. It’s disturbing, I think, that someone would look at the one-eyed, bald sailor-man and think, “You know what would be hot? If we put him in a miniskirt.”
It turns out that’s a thing.
In the past 30 days, according to WordPress’ search statistics, that several people have stumbled across my blog after searching for some version of the phrase “sexy Popeye,” including “popeye szexy” and “comics de popeye sexy.”
Today is Dec. 6. Thirty days ago would be Nov. 6, a week after Halloween, so I think we can assume none of these people were looking for Halloween costumes.
They were looking for sexy pictures of Popeye.
You’re one sick puppy, Internet.