The absolutely true story of the ‘ghost’ that rolled my toy across the room

Let me start by saying that I don’t believe in ghosts or the supernatural, but when I was 4 or 5, my mother and I saw part of a toy rocket flip onto its side and roll across the living room floor by itself.

It was an Apollo Moon Rocket, like the one in the picture. It was probably 12 inches tall and maybe 2 inches across. It had 5 stages: the capsule, the thing the capsule sat on, 2 tubes that formed the body and a round base with 5 nozzles on the bottom but no moving parts, no springs or anything that would make it move by itself.

One afternoon, the parts of the rocket were scattered across the floor, and the base was lying flat, nozzles down. I was sitting on Mom’s lap on the couch watching TV when the base stood on edge, rolled 4 or 5 feet across the floor and fell over onto the nozzles.

It scared the crap out of me.

Mom tried to calm me down. I remember her telling me that it wasn’t a ghost, although she couldn’t explain why it stood on its side and rolled across the room.

When Dad came home from work, I remember running over to tell him what happened, and even though I had a witness, I don’t think he entirely believed me, and, frankly, I don’t blame him.

I doubted the story myself until I asked Mom about it a few years ago. She said it happened, that it wasn’t a trick, that no one touched it, no one was near it, that nothing else in the house moved, just the rocket part.

Like I said, I don’t believe in the paranormal. I’m sure there’s some logical explanation, but damned if I can think of one.

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There’s a toy museum in our living room

We have a toy museum on the living room floor, and in the bonus room, and in a corner of the kitchen.

Our collection includes probably 100 vintage Hot Wheels, vintage and contemporary Little People playsets, a couple bins of Thomas the Tank Engine trains and track pieces, a couple of lightsabers, some Tonka trucks, at least Trouble board games, several sets of Uno cards, God knows how many action figures and vehicles from McDonald’s Happy Meals and a Bat Cave with a Batmobile and a Batcopter and a Joker-Mobile.

As things tend to do, our toy collection got out of hand slowing, a piece or two at a time.

It turns out that our parents didn’t throw anything away. They saved everything, and when the grandchildren came, they unboxed the toys and sent them to us, which was really sweet, but Thing 2 (the 5-year-old) also has Thing 1′s old toys and a bunch of toys of his own toys, too.

I had this bright idea a while back: For every new (or used) toy that comes in, one goes out to the garage.

That lasted about a day, until Thing 2 decided he really, really, really needed that one fire truck. (Serves me right for getting see-through bins).

So, our house is a mess.

On the other hand, he’s growing up fast, like his sister did. So, the house is cluttered with old toys. I’m going to feel worse when he outgrows them.

Before streaming and Blu-Ray and DVDs, there was the Movie Viewer

They don’t know it, but my kids are spoiled when it comes to media.

Thing 2 (the 5-year-old) is a pro when it comes to finding and streaming movies and TV shows over the Internet and onto the HDTV downstairs, and when we went to visit my parents in Kentucky last weekend, Thing 1 (the 11-year-old) rode shotgun and watched “iCarly” and 1998 remake of “The Parent Trap” on her iPod. (Oh, Lindsey, what happened?)

I realized just how spoiled my kids are once we got to Kentucky and I was going through some boxes and found my Six Million Dollar Man Movie Viewer.

The Movie Viewer was like a ViewMaster for movies. You popped in a cartridge, looked through the eyepiece and turned a crank to watch a 60-second, Super 8mm-loop with scenes from “The Six Million Dollar Man.”

For anyone who doesn’t know, “The Six Million Dollar Man” was a TV show about an astronaut named Steve Austin, who loses both legs, an arm and an eye in a horrific plane crash. The government decides to rebuild him, to make him better than he was … better, stronger, faster.

According to The Bionic Wiki, the Movie Viewer came out in ’75. VCRs were out then but were crazy expensive, so this was really the only way a 9-year-old could watch “The Six Million Dollar Man” whenever he wanted.

Trust me. That was pretty cool at the time.