I finally let Thing 2 (the 5-year-old) watch Star Wars. We watched the original trilogy over a period of about a week.
We watched the movies together. I explained the parts he didn’t understand and, when things got scary, I told him to cover his eyes or reminded him that it was only pretend, and I fibbed my way through what I thought might be the really disturbing parts (I said they were only burning Darth Vader’s costume on the pyre at the end of “Return of the Jedi”).
I thought he’d have questions about Luke Skywalker being Vader’s son and Princess Leia’s brother, but he took both revelations in stride. His only question came a couple days after we watched “The Empire Strikes Back,” on our way home from preschool.
“Dad,” he said, “where’s Luke’s hand?”
“Well, Darth Vader cut it off with his lightsaber,” I said, thinking maybe I’d made a mistake and that he wasn’t old enough to watch the movies, even though most of his friends had.
“But he gets it back, right?”
“Well, they give him a new hand, remember? On the spaceship, at the end of the movie? They give him a mechanical hand.”
“But where’s his real hand?”
“It, uh, fell.”
He was quiet then, but he asked me about Luke’s hand again the next day and the next, and I then realized he wasn’t thinking about Luke Skywalker as much as he was Mark Hamill, who played him. He wanted to know what happened to the actor’s hand in the scene where it looked like it got cut off.
“That was just pretend. He just pulled his sleeve down over his hand so you couldn’t see it, but it was still there, like this,” I said, pulling my sleeve down over my hand.
He understood and demonstrated to Sweetie when she got home from work.
I thought everything was OK until a few days after we’d watched “Return of the Jedi.”
“Dad, what happened to the snow monster’s arm?
“What do you mean?”
“When Luke cut it off. He didn’t have any sleeves. Where’d his arm go?”
PHOTO: Luke’s mechanical hand, from The Empire Strikes Back. Part of last summer’s Star Wars: Where Science Meets Imagination movie prop exhibit at the U.S. Space and Rocket Center, Huntsville, Ala.